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<title>Buhay Coke ng Bloggers at SM Hypermart</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;So I arrived at Mall of Asia with &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://peterjuan.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;The Mordo&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ditz-revolution.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Helga&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, incredibly late for the Buhay Coke ng Bloggers event at Taste Asia. I was particularly excited because the last two blogging events I attended at Taste Asia involved a lot of unlimited alchohol and food and nobody in his right mind would turn down such an offer.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;Despite me wanting to soclialize and all, the memory of that girl who threatened to rip my &#x201C;right testicle off and throw it into the bowels of Manila Bay&#x201D; back from the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2007/07/07/taste-asia-how-i-act-stupid-in-front-of-the-blogosphere/&#x22;&#x3E;first Taste Asia event&#x3C;/a&#x3E; daunted me. So I just hung out at the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://man-blog.com/&#x22;&#x3E;TMB&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;i.PH&#x3C;/a&#x3E; table with &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://mikevillar.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Mike&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://comicology.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Bim&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://fritzified.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Fritz&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://laurganism.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Lauren&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://lizette.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Liz&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://site-guy.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Marco&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://ozy.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Ozy&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://tahn.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Tahn&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://caiabbas.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Cai&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://witssuzara.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Wits&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://micamyx.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Mica&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://crazyinsane.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Yel&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://madz.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Madz&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://uretz.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Uretz&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://stickting.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Ting&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://fool45.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Rico&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://abuggedlife.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Jayvee&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://swipesomegloss.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Phoebe&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://nightdreamer.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;Kris&#x3C;/a&#x3E;.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9540/1c09ce19e96c40e092ac338sp7.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x26;nbsp;  &#x3C;p&#x3E;Also, the TMB table was probably the noisiest of it all, owing to the fact that Bim and Mike were fighting over the affections of any random girl who passes by:&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;BIM: &#x201C;Hey there little girl, if you were stuck in a desert island with me, Mike, and a goat, who would you choose?&#x201D;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;The goat won the tal...</description>
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<title>Creepy Search Terms That Brought You Here</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;Hello there, dear reader. My name is Ade. And I run this blog. And I may or may not know you. You might be following my blog since time immemorial, or you may have just stumbled upon it from a couple of links here and there.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x26;nbsp;Or maybe you&#x2019;ve stumbled upon my site from Google.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;Yes, Google. Now let&#x2019;s talk. You see, dear reader who got to my site from Google, I&#x2019;m getting really worried about you.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/724/bearoz5.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x2026; &#x2019;sup?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;  &#x3C;p&#x3E;You see, I&#x2019;ve been getting a deluge of really weird search terms that are really bordering from &#x201C;weird&#x201D; to &#x201C;just plain fucking disturbing&#x201D;. No, seriously. I run a humor blog here, dear visitor. I know that &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/blog.ademagnaye.com&#x22;&#x3E;somebody mistook my site as pr0n and tagged it accordingly on StumbleUpon&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, but trust me, I&#x2019;m trying to make sure my site is as family-friendly and as G-rated as possible.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;(Also, by &#x201C;family-friendly&#x201D;, I&#x2019;m talking about &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/manson.html&#x22;&#x3E;these guys&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, but whatev. Family schmamily. Semantics. Also, by G-rated, I&#x2019;m talking about the use of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words&#x22;&#x3E;shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tit...</description>
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<title>An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;Dear Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator,&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;So I was standing in the elevator minding my own business, right? And I was busy talking to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://peterjuan.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;The Mordo&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ditz-revolution.net/&#x22;&#x3E;Helga&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, minding my own business when your group just came in barging. I counted between 7-10 people. It should&#x2019;ve been an ordinary crowded elevator moment. But you had to come in, texting and not minding your surroundings and swinging your arms like crazy. Yep, swinging your arms like crazy in a crowded elevator.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;Guess where your hand landed.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5681/7169parisarcstatueir5.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; Reenactment  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;br&#x3E; So, Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, I usually don&#x2019;t mind. Accidents do happen, you know. But it was really amusing to see you stop in your tracks, freeze for around thirty seconds, panic written accross your face. At this point I was so fucking trying to keep my laughter in. So I decide to do what any other gentleman would do: stare at you and keep the awkwardness up for the long elevator ride from the 25th floor down to the ground floor. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/06/23/an-open-letter-to-the-girl-who-accidentally-touched-my-bird-in-the-elevator/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Rea...</description>
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<title> Buhay Coke ng Bloggers with SM Hypermarket</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;Guys! May bagong blogger&#x2019;s event! Look!&#x3C;br&#x3E;Sponsored sya ng Coca-cola Philippines and ng SM Hypermart.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://aileenapolo.blogspot.com/2008/06/buhay-coke-ng-bloggers-with-sm.html&#x22; target=&#x22;_blank&#x22;&#x3E;http://aileenapolo.blogspot.com/2008/06/buhay-coke-ng-bloggers-with-sm.html&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;What: Buhay Coke ng Bloggers with SM Hypermarket (party ito!)&#x3C;br&#x3E;When: June 27, 2008, Friday, 7:00 p.m.&#x3C;br&#x3E;Where: Taste Asia (beside SM Hypermarket) at the Mall of Asia&#x3C;br&#x3E;Why: Para magsaya! Loads of prizes up for grabs!&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;To join, kindly &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?key=pPn7Sq30Ks1kukK1ssrNWAg&#x22; target=&#x22;_blank&#x22;&#x3E;REGISTER HERE&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. All bloggers who register and come also get a case of Coke Zero 330ml.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;I&#x2019;m going. What about you guys? &#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<title>Sorsi Would Make A Pretty Badass Life Coach</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;Know what scares me? I&#x2019;ve been getting these awesometastic bouts of depression lately. I know that you&#x2019;d probably either go &#x201C;Oh, look, there&#x2019;s Ade, overdramatizing again about his trivial problems. Let&#x2019;s laugh at him!&#x201D; or &#x201C;Ade, here&#x2019;s some Xanax. Please overdose yourself ktnx.&#x201D; or &#x201C;Ade, you need to get laid. Hey that rhymes!&#x201D; or &#x201C;Look, a pink unicorn!&#x201D;&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3599/giveafuckometerwt4.gif&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;br&#x3E; And I&#x2019;m getting pretty scared because it&#x2019;s coming on to often. But I just usually try to shrug it off by saying &#x201C;Meh. I shall handle depression like a MAN!&#x201D; and I&#x2019;ll hide in my bedroom, burying myself in pillows and sobbing my eyes off while eating my second bucketful of KFC Chicken.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;But to make me feel better I kinda had long talks with &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://funnysexy.wordpress.com/2008/06/17/things-you-shouldnt-do-when-dating/&#x22;&#x3E;Kring&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://thatgirlwasme.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Sorsi&#x3C;/a&#x3E; (yeah, yeah, Sorsi&#x2019;s the girl who makes me depressed and suicidal everytime I talk to her, yadda yadda. I was desperate.) and thanks to them I was able to cheer up. Also, I think Sorsi would make buttloads of cash if she ever does choose to take up life coaching as a career. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/06/17/sorsi-would-make-a-pretty-badass-life-coach/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read...</description>
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<title>LYBB at the ToyCon 2008</title>
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<title>Lose Your Beer Belly - Otherside</title>
<description>At the ToyCon 2008&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x22; target=&#x22;_blank&#x22; title=&#x22;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x22; rel=&#x22;nofollow&#x22;&#x3E;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x3C;/a&#x3E;thanks to Joyce Ramos for the video! </description>
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<title>Lose Your Beer Belly - The Beer Belly Theme Song</title>
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&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x22;&#x3E;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x3C;/a&#x3E;

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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:20:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>From My Inbox: 2nd-grade Story Contest Grand Prize Winner</title>
<description>&#x3C;font size=&#x22;5&#x22;&#x3E;Dinosaurus Rex&#x3C;/font&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;by Nathaniel Owen&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;My friend Charles was digging in my backyard one day when he found dinosaur bones. &#x22;Wow. It looks like most of these bones haven&#x27;t even been discovered by scientists yet!&#x22; said Charles. &#x22;Plus, there&#x27;s a big giant T. Rex in here!&#x22; We took the bones to Mr. Mack, my science teacher. &#x22;Boys, there is enough DNA in these to kae a zoo of dinosaurs. Would you like to run that zoo?&#x22;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Yes sir! Mr. Mack used science to create the dinosaurs for us. After winning a first prize in the science fair, the principal said we were done school. &#x22;You are zookeepers now. Just don&#x27;t let T. Rex eat my son Jimmy!&#x22; But secretly the T. Rex was going to eat Jimmy because Jimmy uses a machine to breathe and has trouble pronouncing words.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;br&#x3E;One day the dinosaurs escaped and killed everyone. &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Thanks, Rei, for emailing this&#x3C;br&#x3E;</description>
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<title>Inner Child Therapy: Writer&#x27;s Block</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;strong&#x3E;&#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7245/campbellblog3block480ftyy0.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22; align=&#x22;right&#x22;&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Geez, you look horrible. What&#x2019;s up?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: &#x2026; I can&#x2019;t write.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Seriously?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E; ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Yeah.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: No way. Writer&#x2019;s block much?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E; ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: You&#x2019;re mean.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E; ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: No, seriously. I&#x2019;ve been staring at this goddamn laptop for days already and I can&#x2019;t come up with anything decent. So please stop bugging me okay?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: You&#x2019;ve been staring at the laptop for&#x2026; days?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E; ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Of course I was exaggerating.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Did you take a bath or something?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E; ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: I&#x2026; uh, WHAT?&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: Coz you&#x2019;re on computer for days!&#x3C;br&#x3E;  &#x3C;strong&#x3E; ME&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: I told you, I was exagg-&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;strong&#x3E;INNER CHILD&#x3C;/strong&#x3E;: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!11 &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/06/08/inner-child-therapy-writers-block/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read the rest of this entry &#xBB;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<title>Gig: ToyCon 2008</title>
<description>June 15, 2008 / 7pm /  Megatrade Hall 2-3, SM Megamall

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<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 15:42:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pork and Beans - Weezer</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 18:08:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052008/news/news2.html&#x22;&#x3E;Nigerian Tribune&#x3C;/a&#x3E;:&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;blockquote&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. &#x201C;The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess m...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 07:44:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anger Management, I Fail At It</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;I&#x2019;ve always thought of myself as the most patient person in the world. No, seriously. Just ask my ex girlfriends. (Kidding, ladies. Please don&#x2019;t kill me) But I&#x2019;m becoming really, as in really, cranky and short-tempered as of late and it&#x2019;s starting to worry me.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/3695/fatmanlargeqg8.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; Anger. It bursts me at the seams.&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x26;nbsp;  &#x3C;p&#x3E;Take this incident from last week, for instance. I was running late for work and I had to go through another astoundingly mind-numbing human crush over at the legendary MRT morning rush. There have been fables of casualties there, &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/03/10/mrt-more-like-m-r-you-suck-cock-t/&#x22;&#x3E;my cellphone being one of them&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. Anyway, imagine going through a human stampede on a daily basis, plus having to deal with various armpits and the whole gamut of bodily odors can really take its toll. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/06/01/anger-management-i-fail-at-it/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read the rest of this entry &#xBB;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jun 2008 15:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lose Your Beer Belly in the Banana Gangbang Rock Festival 2008</title>
<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x22;&#x3E;LYBB&#x3C;/a&#x3E; playing in &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://man-blog.com&#x22;&#x3E;The Man Blog&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x27;s BGRF last May 3, 2008.

Songs included in the video:
 - Si Aida, si Lorna, o si Fe (soundcheck)
 - Strength in Numbers (Magnaye)
 - The Beer Belly Theme Song (Perfecto/Balagtas/Magnaye)
 - Untitled (Magnaye)
 - Selfish (Balagtas/Perfecto)

Thanks to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://riajose.com&#x22;&#x3E;Ria Jose&#x3C;/a&#x3E; for the</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 04:50:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Halloes Ladies.</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/7436/rejectionletteruu9.th.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22; align=&#x22;right&#x22;&#x3E;Let&#x2019;s just say last week was pretty weird for me. I&#x2019;d rather not go into details, but let me just say the weirdness went into &#x3C;em&#x3E;automatic&#x3C;/em&#x3E; proportions (a private joke there, har har har- what.) which rather left me depressed for the remainder of the week. If not for &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://thatgirlwasme.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Sorsi&#x3C;/a&#x3E; I&#x2019;d probably be depressed still. And that&#x2019;s saying a lot, because when I talk to her I usually end up depressed and suicidal most of the time.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;Anyway, I&#x2019;ve probably been so awesometastically used to rejection that I don&#x2019;t mind it lately (which is scary in itself). I really don&#x2019;t understand what&#x2019;s wrong with my approach. C&#x2019;mon ladies, isn&#x2019;t getting various pictures of me holding your mom hostage with the words &#x201C;I Love You. Love Me Back. Or Else&#x201D; written on her forhead the sweetest thing? Or the time I helpfully handed you your soap and shampoo in the shower? Wasn&#x2019;t it a pleasant surprise? &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/05/25/halloes-ladies/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read the rest of this entry &#xBB;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 23:17:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ade Interviewed By The Manila Bulletin (2006)</title>
<description>This was ages ago, yeah, but I just uncovered the link. Read how stupid I was back in</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 20:56:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bonus Question: Hell Explained by a Chem Student</title>
<description> Got this from &#x3C;a style=&#x22;font-style: italic; &#x22; href=&#x22;http://silvergrigori.livejournal.com/69308.html&#x22;&#x3E;here&#x3C;/a&#x3E;:&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;a name=&#x22;cutid1&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?&#x3C;br&#x3E;Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle&#x2019;s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some via rant. One student, however, wrote the following:&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x22;First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.&#x22;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x22;As for how many souls are entering Hell, let&#x2019;s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 06:19:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Metro Manila: A Survival Guide</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;You see the vast expanse of urban decay. You see an endless road, cluttered with tricycles, jeepneys, taxis, and various vehicles. In the horizon you see an impressive skyline of buildings, and at their feet you see a pile of makeshift homes made of used tires and rusted corrugated metal. And everything is coated with a think layer of smog and cigarette smoke.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://icanhastinola.i.ph/&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8969/orlygloriavd3.jpg&#x22; border=&#x22;none&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/a&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; Welcome, my friend, to &#x3C;em&#x3E;Metro Manila&#x3C;/em&#x3E;.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;It may look benign from a distance, but I swear, you will get killed if you are not careful.&#x26;nbsp; Metro Manila is home to various types of creatures, harmless and predatory, and you will lose your belongings (like an unviolated asshole, among other things) if you let your guard down for even just a moment. What you, need, kid, is a guide to guide you through the dirty and dangerous streets of Manila in spite of your naivet&#xE9;. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/05/16/metro-manila-a-survival-guide/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read the rest of this entry &#xBB;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 03:15:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In This Entry Ade Talks About Marriage. And Stuff</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;I spent the weekend in internet-less rural Laguna. You know, those places where we have to hunt wild boars for food and offer burnt sacrifices to Maria Makiling to prevent the dragon from eating the sun, hence delaying the end of the world and giving the tribes more time to engage in orgies and human sacrifices.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/4046/nezpercetribedd7.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; Not Laguna  &#x3C;p&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; But that&#x2019;s not the entire point of the article. You see, my grandparents live in that place. But that still is not my point.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;You see, my aunt got married two months ago and since me and my aunt have a very small age gap (see what I did there, &#x3C;em&#x3E;tita&#x3C;/em&#x3E;?) she finally got relieved of the pressure of getting married and stuff. And guess who the grandfolks set their eyes on next.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;Clue: His name starts with &#x201C;A&#x201D; and ends with &#x201C;de Magnaye&#x201D;.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;So cue clueless Ade, walking into the nipa hut (yes, they live in a nipa hut. I kid not. Well, the nipa hut&#x2019;s got airconditioning. So whatev.), greeting his grandfolks like he always does. Then his grandpa, sensing a moment of weakness, dr...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 04:09:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lose Your Beer Belly - Strength in Numbers</title>
<description>LYBB Performing their song Strength in Numbers at The Man Blog&#x27;s Banana Gangbang Rock Fest

Thanks to Ria for the</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 05:05:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TMB Presents BGRF: HOLY CRAP IT WAS AWESOMETASTIC.</title>
<description>&#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://images.drmkng.multiply.com/image/4/photos/27/500x500/29/050308%20TBGRF%202.jpg?et=g%2CLdIMOkjxE73utPx%2BXkGA&#x26;amp;nmid=94438291&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E; &#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://images.drmkng.multiply.com/image/3/photos/27/500x500/18/050308%20TBGRF%201.jpg?et=wGgd6XuOtqgkltxjRSzD8g&#x26;amp;nmid=94438291&#x22; alt=&#x22;&#x22;&#x3E;  &#x3C;p&#x3E;On May 3, 2008, the retarded boys of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://man-blog.com/&#x22;&#x3E;The Man Blog&#x3C;/a&#x3E; finally held its highly-anticipated concert, the first-ever &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.man-blog.com/announcements/the-banana-gangbang-rock-festival-may-3-2008-bela-bar-8pm-omgrite&#x22;&#x3E;Banana Gangbang Rock Festival&#x3C;/a&#x3E; at Bela Bar in Greenhills. Featuring bands from the members of TMB, it was an awesome night full of face-melting rock and golden beer. Lots of it.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;More pictures after the jump. &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/05/05/tmb-presents-bgrf-holy-crap-it-was-awesometastic/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read the rest of this entry &#xBB;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 5 May 2008 04:49:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival</title>
<description>May 3, 2008 at Bela Bar

Performers:
 - Zoo
 - Mannequin
 - Marco Palinar (7-minute guitar solo, made the audience orgasm)
 - Tempestuous
 - Lose Your Beer</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 08:06:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lose Your Beer Belly - Tukso</title>
<description>&#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://loseyourbeerbelly.i.ph&#x22;&#x3E;LYBB&#x3C;/a&#x3E;  playing the last chorus of their song &#x22;Tukso&#x22;. At the &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://man-blog.com&#x22;&#x3E;Man Blog&#x27;s&#x3C;/a&#x3E; Banana Gangbang Rock Festival, May 3, 2008 at Bela Bar.

Thanks to Niki Yarte for taking the</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 May 2008 07:00:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Iron Man in 5 Minutes</title>
<description>&#x3C;img src=&#x22;http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5994/ironmangurlalooteapothw3.jpg&#x22; alt=&#x22;Gay Iron Man&#x22;&#x3E; &#x3C;pre&#x3E;IRON MAN IN 5 MINUTES&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;FADE IN:&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;EXT. INSIDE AN APC CRUISING THROUGH AFGHANISTAN - DAY&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;TONY STARK is flirting with some SOLDIERS&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;		TONY STARK&#x3C;br&#x3E;	Hi, I&#x27;m Tony Stark. You might know me&#x3C;br&#x3E;	as Robert Downey Jr. and I&#x27;m perfect&#x3C;br&#x3E;	for this role because I&#x27;m an alcoholic.&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;		SOLDIERS&#x3C;br&#x3E;	OMG we&#x27;re in the same van as Robert&#x3C;br&#x3E;	Downey Jr! Let&#x27;s all fanboy him and do&#x3C;br&#x3E;	kawaii signs because we&#x27;re idiots and&#x3C;br&#x3E;	we&#x27;ll die within the next 3 minutes!&#x3C;br&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;The APC in front of them explodes. The soldiers try to&#x3C;br&#x3E;protect TONY STARK the best way they could- by getting&#x3C;br&#x3E;killed and leaving TONY STARK to fend for himself.&#x3C;/pre&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E; &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.ademagnaye.com/2008/05/02/iron-man-in-5-minutes/&#x22; class=&#x22;more-link&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;br&#x3E;Read the rest of this entry &#xBB;&#x3C;/a&#x3E;&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 07:49:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>iBlog 4 and The 88db.com Blogger&#x2019;s Night: Because I Felt The Need To Embarass Myself More</title>
<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;If you&#x2019;ve been reading my blog (I&#x2019;m pretty sure you don&#x2019;t. Ass.), you would probably figure ouit that this blog is a chronicle of my failuires and embarassments, and that I&#x2019;m pretty sure I just lost all chances of getting a girlfriend or even future employment because of what I&#x2019;ve been writing. Hence, I felt the need to not embarass myself in real life and limit my (mis)adventures on the interwebs. This decision directly resulted in my not leaving home and just generally spend my life in front of my PC, downloading &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa&#x22;&#x3E;Maria Ozawa&#x3C;/a&#x3E; videos.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;But I probably snapped by the 400th hour and gave up on this whole blogging hermit thing. So I decided to stop being such a social wallflower and decided to go to some blog events.&#x3C;/p&#x3E; &#x3C;p&#x3E;As promised, I did show up at iBlog 4, albeit late for like 6 hours. I did manage to catch the speeches of &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://aboutmyrecovery.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Noemi Dado&#x3C;/a&#x3E; and &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://riajose.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Ria Jose&#x3C;/a&#x3E;. I only managed to say a quick &#x201C;Hi!&#x201D; to Ria before she got whisked off by men in black suits and sunglasses for photos and autographs and shit like...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:46:00 -0000</pubDate>
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